Five Things

Ok, haven't updated my site for a while as I've been concentrating on my novel writing, but my friend Laura has persuaded me to get back to blogging. Here's my Five Things list:

Five Things I plan to do before I die:

1) Swim with sharks
2) Become a lectuer of creative writing
3) Live in New York for a year and write a book
4) Get married at least once, probably in Las Vegas.
5) Drive a Ferrari

Five Things I can do:

1) Write books
2) Draw pretty damn well
3) Remember and quote films
4) Do the best Michael Caine impression in the Universe
5) Laugh like some evil villian

Five Things I can't do:

1) Play Football
2) Sing
3) Drive
4) Forgive and forget easily
5) Stop writing

Five Things that attract me to the opposite sex:

1) Making me laugh a lot
2) Brown hair
3) Full figured
4) Cleavage
5) Nice legs


Five Things I say a lot:

1) Fantastic
2) 'Water' in a weird, crap foriegn accent.
3) 'That's the best news I've had since I threw up my lunch'
4) In all my years as a London cabbie I've never heard of that address before.
5) It's too early for this shit

There you go,

Enjoy

Mark Y